"The floor is natures plate"-#freethinker

"The floor is natures plate"-#freethinker

offeingg:

I really like this pattern I have going where I spend day pretending I have my shit together only to practically fall apart at night

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

image

image

(via beckythetechy)

yournextlife:

belligerentsymphonies:

noneuclidean:

The start of a little project I’m working on.

THIS IS EVERYTHING

holy shit

(via reservoir-doge)

missmagrathea:

"Say, say you’ll stay in with me today.
Say, say you’ll stay.
'Cause you won't find me on the north Jersey club scene
With the Girls Gone Wild B-team.
I don’t need to pump my fist to look sweet.”

(via tri-state-champs)

snazzapplesweet:

an actually real life jpg of supper smosh broth flour

snazzapplesweet:

an actually real life jpg of supper smosh broth flour

(via poke-problems)

(via ruinedchildhood)

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(Source: a-greek-goddess, via saaarahn)

asammyg:

Cut the shit, Ernie.

(Source: sesamestreet, via bwessss)

zootid:

80HD

zootid:

80HD

(Source: cadillactica, via ijustdontfeellikeagrownupyet)

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

(via ijustdontfeellikeagrownupyet)

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

(via ijustdontfeellikeagrownupyet)